nicholasbritel:

My cemetery’s in Key Biscayne. It’s one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa’s really sh*t. [sigh] What a pain in the ass you are. And it’s true: you’re not young, you’re not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I’m still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.
Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as Armand and Albert in The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

good omens season 2 is so funny bc crowley was pining after aziraphale for millennia and they spent all that time slowly getting closer while keeping it a secret and then beelzebub and gabriel were like “yeah we met and decided to hook up and then run away together after spending what is basically an afternoon together for immortal beings. peace out.” i would simply die.

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visenyaism:

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

like a fool i have always forgiven the dc metro system every time it fucks me over because the stupid sexy 70s brutalist aesthetic is just too swag i am sorry

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except you. you are a testament to american hubris and were never supposed to exist

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I am so sorry to do this to you but I actually have to talk about it because it is a very specific and weird story. So pictured here is the longest escalator in the western hemisphere and it’s specifically western hemisphere because at the time of construction it was the cold war and usa government was in a dumb competition with ussr government to see who could build the longest fucking metro escalator which would prove….something, i guess. usa lost and the 3 longest escalators in the world are in St. Petersburg. so this and the st. petersburg one are all actually in fact freaky long escalators

chalroe:

vibes: checked

[id: a drawing of jonathan sims holding peters headless body. he has long dark hair and is covered in blood from head to toe, presumably from exploding peters brain. his expression is cold. they are surrounded by gray fog and above them are the words “stubborn fool”]

hackshbo:

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“There was one moment that we had in the game where you can see that Tess is the one that’s leading Joel, and Joel is the muscle. […] She’s one of the few that can control him, she’s the Joel whisperer. […] [Anna Torv] nailed exactly what Neil’s talking about: the notion of Joel as a little bit of a Frankenstein monster.”

HBO’s The Last of Us Podcast - Episode 1: “When you’re lost in the darkness”

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